January 16, 2007

My Golden Globe Picks, Part Five

HONORABLE MENTIONS:


Reese Witherspoon. For looking stylish, sexy and happily single. Girlfriend owns this look.



Angelina Jolie. For the Medical Assistance Needed Award. To remove that massive stick from her ass. Can’t she even pretend to enjoy herself? She is an actress, after all. She has Brad Pitt on her arm. Imagine Jen's there.


Cate Blanchett. For being a fashion risk taker. This look wouldn't work on anyone else, but on Cate, excellent!


Jennifer Garner. Bland and boring. Jen's in white, yawn. She's pretty, sure, but I can barely generate enough excitement to type this.

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