May 8, 2007

Keeping Up with the Joneses, Er, Beckhams

Source: Splash News

Never one to let the grass grow under his feet (after all, he has declared proudly in interviews that he doesn't sleep all night because he's too "busy") and harboring that massive ego that requires him to be Head Dick in Charge, The Little General has dropped a whopping $35 million on a new crib for the crazy Cruises. Located just two minutes as the crazy flies from the Beckhams' new Bev Hills pad (worth only a measly $22 mil), the gaudy, ostentatious and showy estate boasts seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms, a pool, tennis courts and nearly 10,000 square feet. To put an even bigger feather in his cap, the owners didn't even have the house up for sale but since The Little General can be so convincing in his arguments and allegedly made the owners an offer they couldn't refuse ("I'll give you $35 million and not put The Church of Scientology all over your ass like white on rice"), everyone signed on the dotted line. According to The Sun, the new home of The Most Amazing Family on Earth "meets all of his needs". Yep, I'll say. No word on whether or not the new place comes with a landing pad for his spaceship.

The Little General: Taking over the world one Bev Hills mansion at a time