"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to
correct what I believe are misperceptions about me."
Wow, the first sentence and I'm already calling B.S. We all know Paris doesn't read (she admitted in court she doesn't read documents, she just signs them) and we all know there are no "misperceptions" about her out there. She's a spoiled, stupid ho! Simple.
"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation."
Translated: If I tell you I'm really, really sorry for what I did, can we pretend it didn't happen?
"No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better
than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be
Translated: Oh boo hoo, it's so hard to be me! Don't hate me because I'm rich.
Even if L.A. County has to kick an inmate out or two to jail Paris, I'm all for it. The dumb ho needs to see what it's like to wear a prison jumpsuit (Chanel doesn't make them, Paris) and actually scrub out a toilet. Heck, I'd pay money to see Paris behind bars. Maybe the jail can charge for admission and with the massive proceeds I'm sure they would make, build a new jail so celebrity offenders don't get tossed after two hours due to overcrowding (I'm talking to you, Michelle Rodriguez).
JAIL PARIS! JAIL PARIS! JAIL PARIS!