June 13, 2007

There is Someone Dumber Than Britney Spears!

Source: Star Magazine
And she's the former squeeze of K. Fed. Real shocker there since we all know that K. Fed attracts those brainy types.

The neurologically challenged Shar Jackson has announced to friends that she's 7 weeks pregnant and, you guessed it, K. Fed is the baby daddy! Besides the fact that Shar would even consider doing the horizontal mambo with K. Fed after he dumped her for The Golden Ticket, you have to wonder why on earth she would leave things to nature. We all know that, unlike the Mini-Messiah, K. Fed probably has the most potent sperm on the face of the earth. Would you really go riding bareback with him? Ewwwwww . . .

A possible conflict for Ms. Jackson looms. She is currently "starring" on ABC's "The Ex-Wives Club" (despite the fact that Ms. Jackson has never walked down the aisle with K. Fed or anyone else) - - a show where the celebrity ex-wives help poor little losers like us move past their exes. I'm thinking that the "no vacancy" sign on Shar's uterus might not be the best advertisement for ABC.

The infamous "source" is quoted as saying that "Shar wants to tell Kevin, but she keeps getting cold feet! She's really scared of what he'll say - if he'll be excited or furious. What if he doesn't want another kid?' After all with her two, and Brit's two, he's got his hands full already! It would be Shar's dream for them to get married and have another baby. She'd love to be living the family life with Kevin."

Okay, so many stupidities here that the mind boggles. First, if you tell a girlfriend who then tells the press, cat's out of the bag. Second, "family life" and "Kevin Federline" do not belong in the same sentence. It's like putting "Tom Cruise" and "tolerant" together, or "Katie Holmes™" and "intelligent". Just don't try it.

What the hell is wrong with Shar Jackson? Having two kids of her own with K. Fed as a daddy isn't bad enough, she's got to go for three?
UPDATE: Shar announced through her spokesho that she is NOT pregnant. I am confounded - - not that she isn't pregnant, but that she has a spokesperson. I guess anyone in L.A. can acquire a spokeho. And she didn't deny having sex with K. Fed. Uh-huh.