July 17, 2007

Well, duh!

Source: DListed

There hasn't been much Paris news recently (thank God!) so leave it up to LiLo to keep the trashy news flowing.

Recently released from a 45 day rehab program at Promises, LiLo not only spent her weekend at Vegas nightclubs (because, you know, that's the first place you want to go to heal and reflect after rehab), she is allegedly worried that nude snaps taken by her ex-f-buddy, Calum Best, are about to surface. Impossible, you say? Gosh, how on earth would private photos like those, taken by a cocaine and prostitute addicted jackass ever see the light of day?

LiLo's exhausted rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, told Page Six "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted.” For you neophytes out there, this translates to "We are in the process of paying off the guy now to get the pictures back."

Is this truly surprising? Is there anyone here who hasn't seen LiLo's vajayjay? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

So unless LiLo is hosting a tea party in the nude with Tom Cruise, on his spaceship, and Tom is feasting on baby placenta, I don't think this is big news.
No word yet from Dina Lohan, also known as Mother of the Year, confirming that nude pictures are perfectly normal for a girl LiLo's age.