Seriously, LiLo has the willpower of Tom Cruise at an all-night showing of The Wizard of Oz attended by high school wrestlers. Mere days after completing a 45 day stint in rehab (not counting the days when she left the facility to go to the gym, go shopping, and other vital necessities), the drug and dick addicted Lohan is stirring up more controversies. According to Page Six, which hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night.
Gee . . . who could that be? In case you are truly stumped about this, please see the attached picture - - Lohan in Vegas with her oh-so-stylish alcohol-monitoring anklet.
The girl can't even last a week before scoring? If I was any type of rehabilitation facility I would make damn sure I wouldn't accept Lohan as a patient. What kind of advertising is that?
On a related note, wags are saying that Lohan was spotted at the nightclub Pure in Vegas, holding hands with magician Criss Angel, before leaving at 5 a.m. to retire to Lohan's suite. Angel is supposed to be a magician, so why is he banging celebrities the like of Cameron Diaz and Lohan? Can't he turn them into Angelina Jolie or something? And is there any male, besides the light in the loafers Cruise and Travolta team, that Lohan hasn't knocked boots with?