The Pride of Trailer Parks Everywhere
First, it's Butter Face Cameron Diaz. Then it's Coke Ho Lohan, before the car chase and yet another rehab. Now, word on the street - - well, gossip sites - - say that the Mindfreak is "canoodling" with Britney Spears.
What is up with Mr. Angel? Is there any celebrity he won't do? How long before we hear tales of him "canoodling" with Paris Hilton?
Seriously, though, I give this "relationship" about the lifespan of Brit's "relationship" with her bodyguard and with the college guy in the pool. A guy can only handle so many Cheetos.