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I know, I'm such a joker. Because real breaking news would be that Matthew McConaughey actually owned a shirt and put one on.
Seriously, dude, how many times can you go out in public without your shirt on? And why can't you find a nice gym to exercise in, or sit at home, watching t.v. and eating Doritos like everyone else?
Thank God at least he wasn't brushing his teeth. This time.