September 26, 2007

Tommy Boy Prepares for Attack

The Master of Crazy . . . you can see it in his eyes
Photo Source: DListed

And since we all know that Tommy Boy is such a rational, normal human being, he's preparing for not a media attack, but for an attack from Xenu, as Xenu extracts revenge from Earth. Don't tell me you haven't heard of it, or aren't planning yourself?

You may wonder how Tommy Boy is planning. No extra jugs of water for him, or batteries for the radio or canned goods. When you are a celebrity and major movie star of Tommy Boy's calibre, it's an alleged $10 million underground bunker, to be constructed at his Colorado property. Supposedly this batty bunker will be able to sustain up to 10 people for years, will have a state of the art air purification system and space for survival equipment and years worth of supplies. One can imagine they are referring to Scientology pamphlets, e-meters, niacin, Tommy Boy's man-heels and a few pool boys are survival equipment.

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