October 17, 2007

Britney Possibly the Dumbest Person on the Planet

It's saying quite a lot to suggest that someone holds the stupidity card over Paris, Lindsay, Nicole, et al., but nobody can claim that Britney is half-assing screwing up her life.

Us Weekly is reporting that after her October 11 appearance in court (where she showed up late, dressed in jeans and toting that ever-present Starbucks cup, I'm sure), she was behaving like a spoiled brat throwing a temper tantrum. Per the glossy, Ms. Spears headed over to Neiman Marcus, where she commandeered a dressing room reserved for the handicapped. (Hey, I don't think many would argue that Brit isn't mentally and emotionally handicapped). After trying on a slew of dresses, Brit informed her sure-to-be-beleaguered assistant that she wanted her dog London. When she learned that the poor pooch was in Malibu, she exclaimed "Fuck that. That will take us an hour to drive there. Can't we have the dog messengered over?" Messengering a dog? Girlfriend really is out of touch with reality.

To further drive home the fact that B.S. is a diva divine, she began talking smack about L.A. commissioner Scott M. Gordon, whose courtroom she had been a guest in earlier. "I hate my judge," said the ever verbal Brit. "He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all."

Brit catty? Never!

And since when are judges required to pay non-law abiding citizens any respect? Did Brit show the judge respect when she showed up late in his courtroom, to a hearing she requested?

Britney's right. If it wasn't for spoiled, self-centered celebs like her, that judge would be golfing instead of sitting at the bench.

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