October 26, 2007

Who's Going to Watch This Crap?

White Oprah (Dina Lohan) throws her hat into the ring of reality t.v. beginning on October 30. So be sure to boycott E! for even considering this crap.
Apparently the show will follow the clASSy senior Lohan (who is also executive producer) because "There are so many misconceptions about me and my family. I’m setting the record straight. It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. Working is my sole source of income.”
Successful single mothers? Does this bitch even know the meaning of the word? If my eldest child had been in rehab 3 times in a 12 month period, and all before she turned 21, in addition to stealing a car, running over someone's foot, God knows how many car accidents and inviting every penis in California and Utah to a sleepover, I wouldn't exactly consider myself a successful parent. But maybe I have set my own standards inordinately high.
"It won’t just be following my family around like other shows. It’ll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. I’m a big supporter of domestic violence charities, so they’ll show that. Then they’ll show [”my son”] Cody at soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It’ll encompass everything. You’ll see me having five business meetings in the city."
Business meetings for what? Exactly what kind of work does this ho do? Cultivating careers? Does that mean robbing your children of their childhoods, putting them to work and getting them addicted to all types of drugs and vices so you don't have to work? Because if so, White Oprah works mighty hard! And why would anyone want to watch a t.v. show with White Oprah going to soccer practice? Who cares? I work full time, cook, clean, do laundry, take my son to soccer and baseball practices, in addition to writing here, and nobody gives a rat's ass!
This bitch is in total denial. I love the attached picture though. It really shows Dina at her best.

Photo Source: DListed

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