June 10, 2008

Bobby Brown's Son Wants His 15 Minutes

Photo Source: The Superficial

Why else would he go public with a story about having sex with Lohan in a public bathroom? According to The Sun: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

Poor Brandon Brown. He's so deluded. Lohan had no idea who he was. She was jonesing, needed a fix and picked up the first available penis she saw.

Truly, is there anyone in Hollywood who hasn't had sex with Lohan in a bathroom by now? Anyone?

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