June 11, 2008

Hulk Hogan is Quite Possibly the Most Ignorant Person on the Planet


Hulk Hogan, aka Terry Bollea, went on Larry King Live to break his silence and probably show the world what a great family he has and how wrong we all are about them. All he really did was prove what a selfish, ignorant and shallow tool he is. Boy, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

Hulk claimed that Cry Baby's accident, which left John Graziano in a permanent vegetative state, was "God's plan to make John a better person." Sure, Hulk. Because we all know that God is vengeful in that way and what better plan to make a better person than having them hooked to machines to survive and never be able to walk or talk again? I would love to hear Hulk explain why God would beset John with such disabilities and yet allow people like John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy and Charles Manson without so much as a limp or a lisp? A fascinating conversation, I'm sure.

Hulk also claimed that God was trying to teach Cry Baby a lesson with the accident. Yeah, a lesson like don't drink and then drag race, asshole?

Hopefully the other inmates in the Pinellas County Jail are teaching Cry Baby a lesson.

What infuriates me about such crap statements is the Bolleas, in the past, insinuating that John was somehow not a very nice person. If John wasn't such a nice person, then why was Cry Baby friends with him, and why did the Bolleas supposedly take him in like family? And nevermind the fact that there has been nothing stated or proven to show that John was anything but an Iraq war vet; he didn't deserve to be in the condition he's in now.

I truly hope that the Graziano family sues the Bollea family for every single dime and penny they have. As John's father said, Cry Baby was able to do to John what Iraq couldn't - -nearly kill him. Very good point.

Hulk wasn't done with his asinine ramblings though. He accused the media of being unfair to his family. Yep, that's right. His shitty family has been completely and totally unfair to the Graziano family, but he's whining about how much his poor family has suffered. He even called it "Tabloid Terrorism" and stated that everyone has been too harsh on Cry Baby. I suppose Cry Baby should have been given an award for crippling John, since that was obviously God's plan for him.

I swear, I didn't think it was possible to hate this family any more than I already did. But I do.



Source: Celebitchy

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If you watch this video you will hate that family 100 fold.

http://video.ap.org/v/Legacy.aspx?g=12f417ca-b799-415f-a17d-330328e2f295&f=flpet&mk=en-ap&fg=copy