June 5, 2008

Shut Your Piehole

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The Post has quoted uber-spokeshole Susan Sarandon as saying that if John McCain gets elected she will move to Italy or Canada. If this sounds familiar, it's probably because she pretty much said the same thing back in 2000 and 2004, only the enemy then was George Bush.

You know, I am really sick and tired of celebrities making promises like this and not following through. If you're so disgusted by the shape you perceive our country to be in, then get the fuck out. Seriously, does Ms. Sarandon think we're all going to burst into tears and beg her not to leave? Hell, I'll buy the bitch a ticket to Canada and Italy. (And no offense to Canada or Italy, because neither country has done anything to me).

Of course, Ms. Sarandon also had to add that "It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people."

Why is it always a critical time when the celebrities' candidate doesn't get elected? And I wouldn't have too much faith in the American people - - we did make a celebrity out of Paris Hilton and brought the world crap like Farmer Wants a Wife.

I hope McCain gets elected. Besides the fact that I don't trust Obama, I'd like to see Ms. Sarandon in 4 or so years saying "wellllll . . . I really mean it this time! I'm gonna go!"

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