Cruise Press Release Suggestions for Week of July 7, 2008

Photo: Defamer

1. Tommy Girl to have back fat sucked out


2. Tommy Girl learning to belly dance for Davey


3. Tommy Girl saves family from firecracker tragedy before saving hiker from certain bear attack in woods


4. Katie ate a mint


5. Tommy Girl and "his" family sent Nicole a trendy and expensive gift basket



Let's see. Numbers 1 and 2 were probably deemed too personal. Number 3 is more appropriate when Valkyrie is released (it's the Hail Mary kind of PR). Number 4 isn't about Tommy Girl. That leaves Number 5.


We have a winner!