Who in Dollar General Store hell is going to buy Lynne Spears' book (and I use that term lightly) "Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World"? In case you're unsure, this is a book of parenting tips.
Yes, parenting tips from Lynne Spears. Yes, that Lynne Spears. The Lynne Spears whose eldest daughter married the first time in Vegas for a whopping 55 hours, married a total tool the second time for a whopping two years, had and neglected two children, had drug and alcohol problems and had a very public meltdown, peaking with shaving her head. That's just Britney. Her youngest daughter, the "stable" one, amid rumors of an affair with a much older producer of her show, announced she was pregnant at 16.
Ah, how proud the Spears family must be. No wonder Lynne wants to share her tips on how to accomplish such a feat.
Is she going to give advice on how to get your 16 year old daughter whored out on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine? Because you know Dina Lohan is probably buying advance copies as we speak and planning her strategy with Ali Lohan. God help us.