January 8, 2009

For the 479th Time, Brad Did Not Cheat on Jen

These Brad Pitt denials about committing adultery with Angelia Jolie during his marriage to Jennifer Aniston are becoming about as regular as Tom Cruise's denials of homosexuality.

Brad appears on the cover of W magazine, looking beat and old and bringing up the same old shit that's been drudged up over the last four years.

If you care, Brad claims that filming on Mr. and Mrs. Smith had continued after he and Jen broke up and "Even then it doesn't mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn't. I'm very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful."

Look, Brad. Is it really necessary to bring all this up again? The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is doing very well. I don't think you need the publicity. Are you mad at Jennifer Aniston? Why else do this?

Okay, and besides that . . . you are proud of the way it was handled? Proud of the fact that you were being seen out with another woman while still married to someone else? And who says "dastardly affair"? Did Brad let out a devious laugh after he said that?

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