The stars and heavens were aligned last night when Adam Fucking Lambert made an appearance at the 11th Annual Young Hollywood Awards.
Adam and his brilliance were only scheduled for an hour long appearance but fans wishing to be touched by the voice that makes Baby Jesus cry golden tears of happiness and sparkle kept Mr. Fucking Lambert at the soiree for four hours.
And, duh, Adam got the Young Hollywood Artist of the Year award. As if anyone else could beat out the singer who made "Ring of Fire" an aphrodisiac.
In related news, Clay Aiken sat at home sticking his Adam voodoo doll with a pin, while listening to the Madame Butterfly soundtrack.