As if such a minor, irrelevant thing as who the Intergalactic Overlord of the-Magical, Sprite-Laden-Forests-that-Paula-Abdul-Luxuriates-In chooses to cuddle up with is so vital and important (not to mention patently obvious), Adam Fucking Lambert was seen minus his spectacular KISS-style platform boots and winged costume at a showing of "Guys and Dolls" in West Hollywood on Monday night.
Oh yeah, he was also holding hands with a dude that can seriously rock the skinny jeans. Is this the lucky man that Adam croons and shrieks to?
Supposedly Adam F. Lambert will be Rolling Stone's August cover boy, officially and publicly outing himself. (Like this is news, honestly, to anyone over the age of 12).
On a related note, just wanted to mention that Clay Aiken has been quiet after that verbal smackdown by the Prince of Snarkness (if you recall, Adam was just glad that Clay was finally getting some publicity). Don't dish it out against the brilliance and dazzle, Clay. You won't win.