June 2, 2009

Jennifer Love Hewitt Brings the Crazy

Source: tshirtwatch.com

I'll admit it. I've never been a fan of Jennifer Love Hewitt's. Don't know why. Back in the day, when I would occasionally watch Party of 5 (it was on after Beverly Hills 90210, okay?) her character of Sarah annoyed me. So maybe it's just annoyance transference between that character and the actress.

Anyhow, she and her boyfriend of, what? three or four months?, Jamie Kennedy were on the L.A. radio show JohnJay and Rich (don't know it either) yesterday and apparently there were some rumors floating around that J. Love was engaged yet again as she and Kennedy were supposedly spotted at a Las Vegas jewelry shop buying a ring.

Per Us Weekly

When her boyfriend heard the engagement reports, “the poor guy was on fire,” she
went on. “He was like, ‘No, no, no. That’s not true!’” Added the actress,
“I was like, ‘God, would that be the worst thing in the world?! Excuse me, but
just for a second, there’s a line of people who would probably be OK with that
[rumor].’” Kennedy said he didn’t mean to upset his girlfriend.
“The thing is, people asked me, ‘Are you engaged?’ And I just said, ‘No, not that the
moment, I’d be a very lucky man,’” he said. “And she got mad at me!”
Kennedy then asked Hewitt for a proposal timeline. Replied Hewitt, “A timeline? By
this time next year, if we’re not planning something, then there’s a situation.”

If this doesn't make Jamie Kennedy pack his bags and get the hell out of Dodge, I don't know what will.

Jennifer Love Hewitt strikes me as the kind of gal who likes being engaged. She has been engaged quite a few times, right? (I'm too lazy to look it up). She hasn't actually made the trip down the aisle yet - - which tells me that either she gets engaged too quickly and easily and chooses the wrong men or she's a real pain in the ass. Maybe both.

This time last year, J. Love was planning a wedding to former fiance Ross McCall. She wasn't dating Kennedy. They have only been dating for three or four months and she's acting as though she's offended that he hasn't considered marriage yet. Slow down, girl. You're coming across as desperate and needy. Why not enjoy just dating? Why not get to know each other and make sure, real sure, this is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with? As the old saying goes, the wedding is one day, the marriage should be forever.

And what is up with demanding a proposal timeline? After three or four months? Three or four years, yeah, I can understand. But have they even got to the point where they know the color of each other's toothbrush or the toothpaste they prefer?

And what kind of "situation" is J. Love referring to? Is she going to head back to JohnJay and Rich to demand a proposal or is she going to slash his tires and stalk him?

Seriously. I think Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to step away from men for a while, get a little self respect and maybe eat a sandwich while she's at it.

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