Forty-six years ago today, Baby Jesus cried perfect little tattooed tears and allowed the world to be blessed by the perfectness that is Johnny Depp.
Shouldn't it be a sin for a man to be this perfect, this luscious?
Happy, happy birthday, Johnny Depp. May you continue to inspire us with your existence and may you continue to entertain us on screen and may Vanessa Paradis realize just how lucky she is. (And if she doesn't, I'm sure my husband would understand if you knocked at our door).
More photos of Johnny Depp . . . just because.