June 9, 2009

A Psychedelic Experience = Adam Fucking Lambert

Source: Rolling Stone
The new issue of Rolling Stone is here and all the birds are chirping, the rainbows are bright, the little forest creatures are doing a happy dance because the gloriousness of Adam Fucking Lambert is shining on its cover.

Adam is black on black on black with the exception of the bright green snake wrapped around his leg and headed for a very sensitive spot of his anatomy . . . next to a butterfly. Why question? Just enjoy the beauty that is Adam.

Adam admits that he's gay (duh!) but did not want to publicly come out immediately after the Idol finale because "I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit." Ha! Take that, Clay Aiken. The Prince of Snarkness has his black nails sharpened and is coming after you, girl!

Adam also says that he had a "psychedelic experience" at Burning Man which made him realize that American Idol was the way to get himself noticed and taken seriously. Success! He also says that during his run on Idol, ”I was like, ‘I’m going to glue rhinestones on my eyelids, bitch!’"

Rolling Stone hits the stands this week.

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