July 3, 2009

Tom Cruise is 47

Source: DListed
Yes, Suri's so-called daddy has been torturing our earth (from his native Teegack?) for 47 years as of today. I suppose we should be thanking him for not subjecting us to anything like Cocktail or Lions for Lambs or Valkyrie right now (although his part in elevating Katie Holmes to "celebrity" status should earn him a kick in the pants).

Thanks for Michael K. over at DListed for posting the above photo on his website. Obviously Tommy has had a problem with his sweat glands for years. Damn. You would think if Scientologists can cure all problems known to man (drug abuse; dyslexia; mental illness) excessive sweating would be a walk in the park.

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